i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo, a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way
the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
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Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]
Love this so much
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY OMG
One crowning moment of awesome: The Woman who Walked the Earth.
My heroine, my queen, my dear lady, my role model.
It is always time to love on Martha Jones.
Why did Stan Lee make a cameo in The Princess Diaries 2? Was this foreshadowing Disney buying Marvel? Is Princess Mia going to be an Avenger? So many questions
In case you though I was joking
But where did Felix get the clone phone he gave to Tony from does he just have a drawer full of green phones like “well better keep like 50 spares who knows how many of these fuckers are gonna turn up”
Unnecessary Censorship for Captain America!
Ahahaha - Thank you. I needed a laugh this morning.
do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho
Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?
yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur
learning to draw is like driving on the highway like yeah sure you need to be watching other people but you REALLY need to focus on your own lane and your own destination or youre gonna follow that stupid fucking minivan all the way to tuskegee and then what. you didnt want to go to tuskegee. why did you follow that van look now youre in fucking tuskegee.
remember you have to wait up early tomorrow also because im getting you at 930
fucking ariana do it now
what is this the MOM SQUAD
ok like i could do my homework now and spare myself needing to do it tomorrow but i could also like… definitely not do that so