um, excuse me, we HAVE to assign this baby a gender. how else will we know what color blanket to give it? do you just want babies to be cold and blanketless? do you hate babies and want them to suffer? stop forcing your politics on an innocent baby
No, but how sweet is it that during Harry’s first week at Hogwarts Hagrid sent along a note with Hedwig to invite Harry to tea rather than asking him in person so Harry didn’t feel left out and actually got some mail
HAGRID IS SO UNDER APPRECIATED THIS REALLY BUGS ME
“Neville had come lunging out of nowhere; unable to articulate a spell, he had jabbed Hermione’s wand hard into the eye hole of the Death Eater’s mask. The man relinquished Harry at once with a howl of pain.”—
Chapter 35 - Beyond the Veil Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Guys, remember that time Neville couldn’t get his wand to work so he stabbed a motherfucker in the eye?
i want the kind of funding that scientists in comic books have. where are you getting this money? do you publish papers or do you just turn people into giant lizards and call it a day? do you have to get that shit peer reviewed? who is paying for your research? can you give me their email address
i have googled ‘evil science grants’ and the results were not satisfying