aloofshahbanou:

mangoestho:

"Y.A.L.A."(FULL VERSION), M.I.A.

 OH MY GOD!!!!! I’M STANNING SO HARD RN! QUEEN MATANGI!

FUCK

YES

liking an actor but hating like 90% of the movies they’re in is just so

self-titled-artist:

some calligraphy practice
self-titled-artist.tumblr.com

write “in ‘n out” next

"Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery."

— Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)

princessglisselda:

(white boy voice) it was a compliment

milesmoona:

You know, when I first met you, I pegged you for an easy mark.
But now, between you and Flint, I’m not certain who I should be more afraid of.

Black Sails 1x01 | 1x06

strangership:

kiriamaya:

beahbeah:

so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:

[adverb][adjective][expletive][noun]

examples:

you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!

go forth and blaspheme

I am laughing so hard.

Suddenly everything is beautiful.

actual words out of my actual mother’s mouth: “when it comes to ice cream, i’m the terminator”

theairbitesshrewdly:

i learned a palindrome today and its the best & funniest tthing ive ever heard here goes:

No sir! Away! A papaya war is on!

im listening to a recording of a piano performance and i swear to god i can hear the pianist’s breathing?

Useful writing tip:

ophelia-pain:

Whenever you get stuck, just have someone get harpooned. 

mskamalakhan:

HW