the-artificem:

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cARMILLA’S FACE THO WHEN LAURA SAYS THAT DANNY ISNT HER GIRLFRIEND OH MY GOD

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trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks

9 hours ago | 267,226 notes | via: darcylewislaufeyson | source: trust

    pitching shows to queer friends vs. pitching shows to straight friends

  • me: so it has killer representation. tons of gay.
  • queer friends: dude sold
  • straight friends: cool! but what else?
  • me: oh.. I didn't.. I didn't think I'd ever need to prepare past... um.. let me look at my notes hang on this is so embarrassing
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coelasquid:

I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.

You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.

9 hours ago | 34,625 notes | via: claybabay | source: coelasquid

jonathangriff:

  • never

ever

  1. ever

mess around with my greens

ESPECIALLY THE BEANS

9 hours ago | 391 notes | via: darcylewislaufeyson | source: spoopycrutchie

clarajohnsons:

musical theatre female character meme ♀ a lead female character in a musical

the baker’s wife // into the woods

"Sometimes people leave you
halfway through the wood.
Do not let it grieve you,
no one leaves for good.
You are not alone.
No one is alone.” 

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do you know who’s cute? read the last word me

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ohmygil:

"their mouths met and their tongUES DUELED FOR DOMINANCE. THE LOSER’S TONGUE WOULD BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM”

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equalseleventhirds:

i’ve also seen ppl go ‘well it’s not our responsibility to like female characters who are badly written’

ok no it’s not

but at least be honest about it

be honest about the way you’ll create meta for male characters with little-to-no screentime

be honest about the meta you create for male characters who are flat-out villains

be honest about why you’ll do that for men but get offended when someone points out you’re ignoring women

be honest about why you vilify/dismiss/fridge/etc female characters even beyond the bullshit they get in canon

be honest about why, when you create so many transformative works, it is ‘too much effort’ and ‘asking too much’ for you to take the time to think critically about female characters rather than unquestioningly accepting the shitty writing

(bcos lbr if a show has consistently badly-written women, the plot itself can’t be that great because the writers literally do not understand half the world’s population as people)

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msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

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geopunk:

sloth-grunge:

geopunk:

geopunk:

what is it called when u kill a friend

homiecide

murder

homiecide

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