cARMILLA’S FACE THO WHEN LAURA SAYS THAT DANNY ISNT HER GIRLFRIEND OH MY GOD
I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.
You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.
mess around with my greens
ESPECIALLY THE BEANS
musical theatre female character meme ♀ a lead female character in a musical
the baker’s wife // into the woods
"Sometimes people leave you
halfway through the wood.
Do not let it grieve you,
no one leaves for good.
You are not alone.
No one is alone.”
Into the Woods + funniest lines
do you know who’s cute? read the last word me
"their mouths met and their tongUES DUELED FOR DOMINANCE. THE LOSER’S TONGUE WOULD BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM”
i’ve also seen ppl go ‘well it’s not our responsibility to like female characters who are badly written’
ok no it’s not
but at least be honest about it
be honest about the way you’ll create meta for male characters with little-to-no screentime
be honest about the meta you create for male characters who are flat-out villains
be honest about why you’ll do that for men but get offended when someone points out you’re ignoring women
be honest about why you vilify/dismiss/fridge/etc female characters even beyond the bullshit they get in canon
be honest about why, when you create so many transformative works, it is ‘too much effort’ and ‘asking too much’ for you to take the time to think critically about female characters rather than unquestioningly accepting the shitty writing
(bcos lbr if a show has consistently badly-written women, the plot itself can’t be that great because the writers literally do not understand half the world’s population as people)
You a pilot?
No, not yet. But I wanna be one, more than anything.
#that fucking chin-lift on ‘what’s your simulator score’ #HEY GURL MY NAME’S RALEIGH WANNA HEAR A SECRET? MISS MORI I AM IN TO YOU. #YOU WANNA BE A PILOT #MAAAAN THAT IS COOL #YOU REBUILT MY GIANT ROBOT HEART PROXY AND YOU ALSO WANNA BE A PILOT #I BET YOU’RE REALLY GOOD AT IT #OH WOW 51 KILLS YOU *ARE* REALLY GOOD AT IT #WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER? #WANNA BE MY CO-PILOT? #OR GET A COFFEE? #OR SEE A MOVIE? #FOR AS LONG AS WE BOTH SHALL LIVE?
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour