nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
Disney Channel Original Movies: HALLOWEEN
All of these
To be white, or straight, or male, or middle class is to be simultaneously ubiquitious and invisible. You’re everywhere you look, you’re the standard against which everyone else is measured. You’re like water, like air. People will tell you they went to see a “woman doctor” or they will say they went to see “the doctor.” People will tell you they have a “gay colleague” or they’ll tell you about a colleague. A white person will be happy to tell you about a “Black friend,” but when that same person simply mentions a “friend,” everyone will assume the person is white. Any college course that doesn’t have the word “woman” or “gay” or “minority” in its title is a course about men, heterosexuals, and white people. But we call those courses “literature,” “history” or “political science.”
This invisibility is political.”
having a crush on someone who’s famous is so awesome because it’s like hey! no chance of rejection. ever. my existence is completely off their radar. they don’t even know i’m alive. this is great. this is a fun time. i am having so much fun
"How are you wearing that when it’s hot out?"
"That headscarf is oppressing you."
"Did a man force you to wear it?"
"You’re in America, you don’t need to wear that."
"Do you wear that while you shower?"
"Do you sleep in it?"
"Can I touch your hair underneath it?"
"Do you have a bomb under there?"
i got a new tattoo today of a phoenix to represent how as people we can rise from the ashes
Dark Ages, Schmark Ages. The De-Textbook cuts through that and so much more fake-fact bullshit.
cloudy with a chance of witch burning
your periodic reminder that a good chunk of Europe basically shat the bed for a few centuries while everyone else kinda did their thing.
where are the relatable posts at?
tfw you try and avoid grandma but she’s too fast. She’s so fucking fast. Why is grandma so fast?
I know a little of what that’s like. To have every door shut in your face.
it must be really sad for chris evans when he finds a nice shirt that fits him really well but then he accidentally flexes his mammoth fucking biceps and hopelessly rips the sleeves into a thousand pieces, which i assume happens at least three times a week
I just thought, “It’d be sort of nice if instead of a whole series of something at a time, you could watch just an episode or two of one show and then another and then another. It’d last longer.”
And then I thought, “…Like TV. That’s how real TV works.”
Binge-watching has ruined me.
Things i want in life: a Labyrinth remake with Kristen Stewart as Sarah and Tilda Swinton as Jareth.