reblog if your mother no longer sets your bedtime and your life has lost all structure

17 hours ago | 62,925 notes | via: ignify | source: cooldudebro

mamaliza:

turianbatman:

Do you expect me to talk?
No, Ms. Bond. I expect you to die!

None. None more perfect.

17 hours ago | 6,333 notes | via: thewriterchick | source: turianbatman

Why do you think all men paint themselves when they go to fight? When I paint my eyes to match my soup, it is not because I have nothing better to do than worry over trifles. It says, I belong here, and you will not deny me. When I streak my lips red as foxgloves, I say, Come here, male. I am your mate, and you will not deny me. When I pinch my cheeks and dust them with mother-of-pearl, I say, Death, keep off, I am your enemy, and you will not deny me. I say these things, and the world listens, Masha. Because my magic is as strong as an arm. I am never denied.

17 hours ago | 286 notes | via: rufeepeach | source: vassilias

the wolves will rise again

for emilia

22 hours ago | 6,863 notes | via: droo216 | source: tipsycersei

season two // season six

22 hours ago | 4,552 notes | via: the-eleventh-blog | source: spaceslayer

unhistorical:

Sirin and AlkonostThe Birds of Joy and Sorrow (1896), Viktor Vasnetsov

22 hours ago | 2,521 notes | via: ophelia-pain | source: unhistorical
Now. Get down. You can walk back. Give that horse a rest.
22 hours ago | 321 notes | via: rufeepeach | source: imaythrowuponya
Anonymous: please help bro! my dude friend high fived me earlier while we were playing call of duty but he didn't say no homo!!! it was only a few seconds later that i realized and said it, but i'm worried that i was a few seconds too late. am i homo now? (also no homo for this ask because asking advice is kind of gay bro lol)

ask-an-mra-anything:

it is too late. soon you will be full homo. i’m sorry to have to tell you this. i will miss you, brother

*single tear* no homo

22 hours ago | 402 notes | via: misandry-mermaid | source: ask-an-mra-anything

burgrs:

"as a straight male, i ppbppbpttt hhptpphhptpp hpbptpphptppthpbbphbh"

22 hours ago | 32,174 notes | via: stelmarias | source: burgrs

asian:

doggies doing some dog ritual

23 hours ago | 31,693 notes | via: claybabay | source: asian
  • Male author: I guess women are people
  • Fans: I CAN'T STOP CRYING, THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE!
23 hours ago | 10,723 notes | via: rufeepeach | source: applesnpairs
23 hours ago | 159,559 notes | via: loisfreakinglane | source: tastefullyoffensive

brujita95:

sometimes i remember that like white people dont eat rice that often like sometimes they have meals that are just meat and vegetables and its like??? wheres the rice??? what are you doing??? your plate isnt complete??? 

23 hours ago | 9,674 notes | via: stelmarias | source: brujita95

sexhaver:

westindians:

R.I.P. the actual meaning of the word “aesthetics” 

the way this website uses “aesthetics” is 100% in line with the dictionary definition, what’s the weather like up there on your high horse

23 hours ago | 24,627 notes | via: ignify | source: westindians
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