"Y.A.L.A."(FULL VERSION), M.I.A.
OH MY GOD!!!!! I’M STANNING SO HARD RN! QUEEN MATANGI!
some calligraphy practice
write “in ‘n out” next
(white boy voice) it was a compliment
“You know, when I first met you, I pegged you for an easy mark.
But now, between you and Flint, I’m not certain who I should be more afraid of.”
Black Sails 1x01 | 1x06
so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:
you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!
go forth and blaspheme
I am laughing so hard.
Suddenly everything is beautiful.
actual words out of my actual mother’s mouth: “when it comes to ice cream, i’m the terminator”
i learned a palindrome today and its the best & funniest tthing ive ever heard here goes:
No sir! Away! A papaya war is on!
im listening to a recording of a piano performance and i swear to god i can hear the pianist’s breathing?
Whenever you get stuck, just have someone get harpooned.